Budget Home Security System.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Ride4theSon, Jul 23, 2009.

  1. Budget Home Security System.

    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET:

    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and a recent Midway USA catalogue.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots, magazine, and catalogue.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
    "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more 45/70 ammo. Back in an hour.

    Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

    P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."

    INSTALLATION COMPLETE!
    Billy Jim Bob's Budget Wise Security Company :D
     
  2. :D:D

    I need one of those...:D
     

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