Books that never got written

[Alan Heeley]

Books that never got written
(Do you know of others?)

Moses book of excuses

How to thrash corn by Gideon

Eves book of apples

Fishing with James and John

How to feed 5,000 on a budget

Alternative travel by Jonah

My floating zoo, Noah

Managing money, Judas

Investments by Zacchaeus

Davids favourite five pebbles

Living off the grid by The children of Isreal

Friends, by Job’s comforters

Joseph’s house of bespoke tailoring, The brothers

Forgotten your matches?
Elijah

 

[Big Moose]

Taking the long way to get your wife, and winding up with two. - Jacob

Spending an evening with the lions. - Daniel

What to do when your furnace is too hot and won't cook right. - Nebuchadnezzar II

Dating during the harvest. - Boaz

 

[Dave F.]

Water in the desert - Moses
Teleportation - Phillip
How to interpret dreams - Joseph / Daniel