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Blond one Liners

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dusty, Sep 4, 2007.

  1. Blond one Liners

    Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
    A: You don't. They're born that way!

    Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
    A: Because it said "concentrate"!

    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    A: Very Gifted!

    Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
    A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!

    Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
    A: They don't know the route!

    Q: How do blonde braincells die?
    A: Alone!

    Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
    A: Blow in her ear!

    Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
    A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

    Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
    A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!

    Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?
    A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!

    Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
    A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!

    Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
    A: Toes go in first!

    Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
    A: Trying to hold on to a thought!

    Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
    A: Third Grade!

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  2. Yah Brother Larry....... I hope you're not blond. Tee Hee !!!
     

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