Baby Talk Explained Baby Talk Explained Researchers and language-experts at the National Baby Speech School have finally deciphered the mystery of "baby talk" that has baffled millions of human beings worldwide. Using specialized computers and children under 5-years-old, they have come up with a few basic and very universal words known throughout society, such as "bathroom", "food", "be quiet", and others. Here is an example: Bahahkalaha - "I said I wanted a bottle, not a diaper!" Hkshjahjahjahjallay - "Man, my aunt is a strange one, isn't she?" Jlalahkaeyjagalmn - "Leave me alone - I'm sleeping." Boboyaoaloahwq - "Drop the bottle and no one gets hurt!" Ilahbgejqjalaippanz - "Please, tell the senior citizens not to pull on my cheeks. No offense to the oldies but..." Ulajahjhaknpolaol - "Life is precious, so don't waste it complaining." Further updates to come. Please visit the Baby Speech School's website (link is not real) at http://...babyschool (dot) org.