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Amish elavator

Discussion in 'Humor' started by JG27_chili, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. One of the best jokes in a long time!!!

    A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They
    were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
    silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have
    never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
    lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
    walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls
    closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls
    light up sequentially..

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then
    the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond
    stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
    his son.....

    'Go get your mother.'

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