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Acting up in Church

Discussion in 'Humor' started by godbe4me, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. Acting up in Church

    One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but where loosing the battle.
    Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.
    Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called out loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!

  2. :D

    "Lord I pray that little child gets the beating of their life and learns their lesson."

  3. oh my i would have got the beating of my life if i pulled a stunt like that in church
  4. Is there a church in the U S these days where the family isn't split up as soon as they come in the door??????? Adults in the big service teens in the youth and pre teens in the kinder classes.
    I for one think it a shame that the family is separaed in the one place where they should be brought closer together.
  5. very funny.:D
  6. It sounds like the time to apply the board of education to the seat of higher learning.:p
  7. Yup!!
    101 uses for a Hymnal. :D
  8. yes its a shame that parents cant do that any more i for one think the world would be a better place if they could
  9. Nothing has ever stopped me.
    Proverbs 23:13
  10. i tottaly agree with ya Ride :)
  11. Here is my take on that situation.

    I know, that in America, it is now illegal to discipline children by law.
    But when mans law contradicts Gods law, then Gods law trumps mans law.
    (See abortion.)

    If I am ever faced with the decision between biblical discipline of the souls God has entrusted me with, and spending 7 years in an 8X10 foot cell, I will ask Jeff to change my moniker to "Jailbird" ;)

  12. This is too cute...:D:D
  13. lucky the children in the church i go to are pretty well behaved. i never see them running around disturbing anyone.

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