A tour of Heaven An old man died, and, being just, going to church every sunday and remaining Christian, went into heaven. After passing through the Pearly gates, he was given a brief tour of heaven by a local. After passing through all the usual marvelous places, they came to a cliff. The man asked his guide what lay beyond it. The guide said, "You don't want to go over there. That's Hell." Well, the man just couldn't resist peeking over, and what he saw surprised him. A lush, fertile valley, full of trickling streams, tall trees and peaceful little critters. Calling his guide over, he asked for an explanation. The guide looked over and swore: "Those damn Mormons have been irrigating again!" :-D Sorry for any offenses.