A Satisfied Taxpayer

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  1. A Satisfied Taxpayer

    A Satisfied Taxpayer
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    Dear Internal Revenue Service:

    On this April 15th tax return due date you will find enclosed my
    2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

    Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper,
    dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department
    of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid
    $600.00 per toilet seat.

    I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and
    six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot,
    bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the
    overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as
    noted on my return.

    You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 inch
    Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today
    newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5 inch
    Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your
    convenience.

    To recap my enclosures:
    Four toilet seats
    Six hammers
    and
    One screw

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
    forward to paying it again next year.

    Sincerely,
    A Satisfied Taxpayer



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    haha! very good BO!
     
  3. HAHAHAHAHA that is the best thing i have seen in a while that was awsome lol
     

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