A potato story

Discussion in 'Humor' started by JG27_chili, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. A potato story

    Girl Potato and Boy Potato got married, and had a little sweet potato, called 'Yam.'

    They warned her about going out and getting mashed, and getting a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise, but not be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called French Fries. And when she went west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

    Yam promised she wouldn't date those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Fri-to Lay.'

    Mr and Mrs Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. ( Potato University ), so that when she graduated she'd be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, Yam came home and said she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

    Mr and Mrs Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......
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  2. I say potAto, you said potAHto

    But it still tastes the same :smile_anim:
  3. LOL

    Good 1 Chili
  4. I heard that crazy story before. Very witty :glasses:
  5. ha ha ... Chili good one .

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