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A New Reality Series

Discussion in 'Humor' started by th1bill, Sep 6, 2013.

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    The New Survivor

    *Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?*

    * 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks

    * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

    * There is no access to fast food.

    * Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

    * The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.

    * The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

    * They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

    * The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

    * The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

    * If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called "Mother".
    Brother_Mike_V likes this.
  2. It's interesting that society and 'culture' have minimized the roles of wife and mother to be a demeaning stereotype; when in fact it is the most important role on the planet. Without mother's, none of us would be here (except Adam).

    God bless wives and mother's; they need all the blessings they can get!
    th1bill likes this.
  3. I guess I'm ineligible...
  4. LOL!! Did you not hear, all Christians are dumber than the lowest Atheist? BD, you keep following Jesus and who cares, lol.

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