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A Good One!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by violet, Sep 3, 2007.

  1. A Good One!

    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]Fishing in Missouri
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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] A Missourian was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing.

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"Pet fish?"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]'round for a while.
    Then I whistle and they jump right back into [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]this ice chest and I take 'em home."

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"That's a bunch of baloney! Fish can't do that!"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said,

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"Well?"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"Well, what?" said the redneck.

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"When are you going to call them back?"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"Call who back?"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"The FISH!"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]"What fish?"

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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]

    We in Missouri may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb [/FONT]
    as most.

    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]You smart ones have a good day



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  2. I love it

    Ray
     

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