A.a.a.d.d. (age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)

Discussion in 'Humor' started by malay0803, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. Recently I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. (Age

    Activated Attention Deficit Disorder). This is how it

    developed:

    I decide to water my garden.

    As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my

    car and decide my car needs washing.

    As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail

    on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox

    earlier.

    I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

    I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in

    the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can

    is full.

    So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take

    out the garbage first.

    But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox,

    when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the

    bills

    first.


    I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is

    only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the

    study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of soda

    that I had been drinking.

    I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push

    the can of soda aside so that I don't accidentally knock

    it over. I see that the soda is getting warm, and I decide

    I should put it in the

    refrigerator to

    keep it cold.

    As I head toward the kitchen with the soda, a vase of

    flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need to be

    watered.

    I set the soda down on the counter, and I discover my

    reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

    I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm

    going to water the flowers.

    I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a

    container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote

    someone left it on the kitchen table.

    I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be

    looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on

    the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den

    where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

    I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it

    spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the

    table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

    Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was

    planning to do.

    At the end of the day

    - the car isn't washed,

    - the bills aren't paid,

    - there is a warm can of soda sitting on the counter,

    - the flowers don't have enough water,

    - there is still only one check in my checkbook,

    - I can't find the remote,

    - I can't find my glasses, AND

    - I don't remember what I did with the car keys!

    Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,

    I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long,

    and I'm really tired. LOL!!
     
  2. Try medication
     
  3. I am assuming this post is meant to be a joke?
     

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