Inspiration........... Bro Ban

Dusty · 12-18-2007, 03:14 AM

On the joke forum Bro Ban put a song and that started me thinking .... put some of the expressions that we remember.

Quote:

Are you sitting in the belly of a world gone mad
Have you turned your back in His wish
On His will for your life, have you made Him sad
Do you want to get out of the big fish
Listen to God and follow His plan
And you won't be part of the main dish
He'll spit you out on to dry landScatYou're one brick short of a load now brother
You're one shot away from a bullseye
You are missing the mark on your spiritual walk
You started walking away now you're sinking -
Into the deep, wake up from the sleep
See your one fry short of a happy meal
You are incomplete by your own deceit
You turned your back, now you're going swimmingScat(Repeat Chorus)ScatYou're sinking low how low can you go
So low that you don't know which way to go
To the truth or to the dare?
If you take the dare then you'll be swallowed there
But run to the truth and you will find
That a rescue arrives right in time
To pick you up back on your feet
Obedience is neat.(Repeat scats and chorus)

In there there is :::

You're one brick short of a load.
You're one shot away rom a bulls eye
You're one fry short of a happy meal.

Mine :

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
The lights are on but no body's home.
You're like a deck of cards ... you need to be delt with.
Clear as mud.
You're not the brightest star in the galaxcy.
You're so smart ... You must have had alphabet soup for lunch.

Ok some body else.