Jasher

That's not my problem, my problem is how to get the check off of my wife - any ideas?

Pastor Gary

- If it is in just your name, don't endorse it until 'negotiations' are completed. If she forges your signature, remind her that forgery is a Federal Offense...

Tongue in cheek...

Soccerman

Should not some goto the lord

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Let loss, Who are we to control our lives? Selfishness rules the world, dont become part of it. Be diffrent be what God wills you to be.

Jasher

My wife has forged my name on paychecks for so many years that if I actually signed one myself the bank would think it a forgery.

Whirlwind

LOL Jasher - that's cute!

I recently took a course in copperplate penmanship because my handwriting is (was) awful! Now it looks like the declaration of independend, hee hee! I've had to prove that it was me signing since then.

I still haven't gotten my stimulus check. My friend hasn't gotten his either. I was at Walmart a few weekends back and there was a looooong line of people. They had to shut down Customer Service because they ran out of the money, and people waiting for a long time were angry.

My social security number means that I won't get my cut until the very end...I hope that laptop is still there.

...and God bless you, soccer old buddy! Yes, yes indeed! Some of it should go to the Lord. He deserves it, rightfully. Thank you for that reminder.

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Chapter-by-Chapter, verse-by-verse.
Jesus is the Living Word.

Boanerges

Sadly mine was spent before it arrived but at least the bills got paid.

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Anything that dims my vision for Christ, or takes away my taste for Bible study, or cramps me in my prayer life, or makes Christian work difficult, is wrong for me; and I must, as a Christian turn away from it. – J. Wilbur Chapman

Whirlwind

Still haven't gotten it. I'm hoping it comes soon, because it's burning a hole in my pocket and I don't even have it yet! Grrrrrrrrrrr...it was mailed out, I checked online.

I feel like that lady in that commercial on TV, standing at the store window, tapping on it saying: Open, open, open, open!

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Chapter-by-Chapter, verse-by-verse.
Jesus is the Living Word.

Whirlwind

I JUST GOT IT!!!



I opened my mailbox just now...and there 'twas.

Laptop - here I come!

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Chapter-by-Chapter, verse-by-verse.
Jesus is the Living Word.

Whirlwind

I'm going to give this laptop to my friend; he's going to give his laptop to my baby sister. She's going to use it for work when we hire her here in a few weeks.

So it's all good.

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Chapter-by-Chapter, verse-by-verse.
Jesus is the Living Word.

Dusty

Question ..... Why do they call it a stimulus check ?

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian