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12-21-2007, 09:05 PM
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...all air-vents are just big enough for the hero to squeeze through and climb to safety?
...the main character can afford to stay in a three-story Queen-Anne-style Victorian house on her teacher's salary? ...there's always a loaf of french bread and celery sticking out of the top of each bag of groceries? ...John Wayne fires off one bullet and forty Indians fall over? ...cops always taste the white powder to verify that it's the real stuff? ...the victim will trip over anything that's in the way while the murderer just strolls along at a leisurely pace behind? ...? Oh yeah! I forgot my favorite...and the bad guys always unveil their plans before leaving the hero tied up in a room with an "unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism".  |
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12-21-2007, 09:24 PM
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You see in Naked Gun (forgot which one) where O.J. is assembling his assault weapon while there's a shootout? He just keeps on clicking and putting it together. Then he has this little tank-gun thing by the time he's done.
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12-27-2007, 06:44 AM
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In movies where multiple bad guys are attacking the hero, they all more or less move about indecisively, in effect waiting their turn be be dispatched. They never just dog-pile onto the hero and subdue him. Well, except for the old "Hulk" TV series with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno, that was David Banner's cue to turn into Hulk.
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12-28-2007, 06:02 PM
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Rumely! Thanks! That one made me crack up!
Then in the movies, whenever the characters go to a prom or something, everybody knows how to dance and is out on the dance floor having a blast! In Christmas movies, the houses are always so well-decorated, but you never see them unpacking stuff and getting angry over it, pounding fingers with hammers and all. Whoopi Goldberg: "He ravaged me...and he ravaged me, and he ravaged me! Then he left for six hours, and when he came back...And When He Came Back!? What was you still doing in the house???" |
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12-28-2007, 06:42 PM
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ROFL!!!! TOO true!
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?
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12-29-2007, 03:33 AM
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