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12-06-2007, 07:16 PM
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Aunt Edna: "You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas...
  It made me sooooooo sick!"________ "There's a woman having a baby somewhere every 30 seconds!" Bentley: "Well someone should find her and stop her!" 
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12-06-2007, 08:06 PM
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From the Muppet Movie:
Fozzie to Kermit: Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker. Kermit: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation. This crowd's getting ugly. Fozzie: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls. Car salesman: Jack, get rid of this heap. Come out here! Sweetums: What? What? Car salesman: That's my jack. Kermit: Oh, hi. Jack. Sweetums: Jack not name, jack job. Kermit: (after almost getting flattened by a roller) That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop I'd be gone with the Schwinn. And my alltime favorite: Fozzie: (walking into the church and seeing the Electric Mayheim) They don't look like Presbyterians to me.
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?
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12-07-2007, 05:59 PM
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Monty Python & The Holy Grail
God: What are you doing now? King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord. God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off! God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... [the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off] Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that! King Arthur: You'll what? Black Knight: Come here! King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? Black Knight: I'm invincible! King Arthur: ...You're a loony. My personal favorite part... [Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work? Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege. King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments. Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. King Arthur: Right. One... two... five. Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three.
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?
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12-07-2007, 06:15 PM
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LOL - I've heard so much about that movie, but I've never seen it. I think I'll rent it this weekend.
_______ Greatest Story Ever Told [knocking on the door] Apostle 1: Who is it? Apostle 2: It's me! [opens the door] Apostle 2: Now why did you open that door, I could have been anybody! Apostle 1: But you said it was you!
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12-07-2007, 06:22 PM
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The rest of the movie is typical python style...total unadulterated sillyness. With the exception of the castle anthrax, I love the movie.
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?
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12-07-2007, 06:28 PM
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I know what you mean...I find it hard to become offended by movies, because many times they're fiction and meant as entertainment.
Stories like Da Vinci, however, that claim to be based on fact, are the movies that make me angry. But to me, movies are an escape from reality...I love watching movies.
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