Whirlwind

Ummmm...Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise...Demi? Oh, pretzels! I can't think...

A FEW GOOD MEN!!!

"I have absolutely no responsibility here whatsoever."

Boanerges

"Sorry don't get it done, Dude."

"Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from."

"Out here, due process is a bullet."

John Wayne

mikeOfChrist

".....We have ridden the length and bredth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.... What? Ridden on a horse? Yes! Your using coconuts! What? You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together. So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea. Where did you get the coconuts? Through...we found them. Found them? In Mercea. The coconut's tropical! What do you mean? Well, this is a temperate zone. The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in the winter, yet are these not strangers to our land. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Not at all. They could be carried. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Why not? I'll tell you why not...because a swallow is about eight inches long and weighs five ounces, and you'd be lucky to find a coconut under a pound. It could grip it by the husk... It's not a question of where it grips it, it's a simple mater of weight ratio's ...a five-ounce bird could not cary a one pound coconut. Well it doesn't matter. Go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. Look! To maintain velocity, a swallow needs to beat it's wings four hundred and ninety three times every second. right? Please! Am I right? I'm not interested. ...Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows carried it together?

smellycat

i go to my leader,but i will come back for my servants............be waiting children.

avlight

Mr Anderson

__________________
I have come back

The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. -- Albert Einstein

Whirlwind

[blows out birthday candles]

Kid: "What did you wish for, Dad?"

Dad: "I wish...that everybody would shut up!"

Whirlwind

"That ain't no Christmas Star! That's the light on top of the sewage treatment plant!"

mikeOfChrist

"Cats????? Are You saying Cats did this to Me????? What, Are You Crazy?????? How Could Cats do this to Me???????"


I Robot ---If I remember it correctly. All I remember was the line cracked Me up.

Banarenth

*blinks* I don't know why...but I was able to sing that to the tune of Woman by Wolfmother....

__________________

Whirlwind

Goonies: "I feel like I'm baby-sitting, only I'm not getting paid!"

Goonies: "That's what I said, booty-traps!"

Goonies: "Follow them size-fives!"

Goonies: "They're around here somewhere, I can smell their bubblegum!"

Goonies: "I'll show you a tremor![whack!]"