The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven

Jeff · 02-11-2006, 02:01 PM

The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.

A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."

The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."

St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "this is heaven and, up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."

violet · 05-24-2007, 05:20 AM

Oh No!!

Boanerges · 05-24-2007, 12:39 PM

:d :d :d

INLJ · 05-24-2007, 02:10 PM

Hahahaha

lostandfound · 06-27-2007, 09:07 AM

HisGrace · 07-15-2007, 04:20 AM

freedom07 · 07-15-2007, 07:06 AM

LOL! That was a good one.

Housesitter · 07-15-2007, 09:56 AM

Good one. I like it.

BelieverIndeed20 · 07-17-2007, 12:54 PM

haha that was good.

Falling Up · 07-18-2007, 06:30 PM

awesome!

02-11-2006, 02:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jeff Admin Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Carlton Posts: 3,496 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 10	The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff." The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie." St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "this is heaven and, up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed." __________________ there is nothing too hard for God Jermiah 32:27

05-24-2007, 05:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
violet Join Date: May 2007 Location: England Posts: 8,175 Blog Entries: 13 Rep Power: 10	Oh No!! __________________ Violet Matthew 10:38 ....he that taketh not his cross, and followeth after me, is not worthy of me.

05-24-2007, 02:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
INLJ Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gurnee Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	Hahahaha __________________ Read the Bible anywhere, anytime and be inspired by it!

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freedom07 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 1,196 Rep Power: 3	LOL! That was a good one. __________________ Romans 6:4 4 Therefore we were buried with Him through baptism into death, that just as Christ was raised from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life.

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Housesitter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: England Posts: 3,552 Rep Power: 5	Good one. I like it. __________________ Ray Enjoy a rent free holiday with Christian House Sitters www.christian-housesitters.com

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BelieverIndeed20 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Midwest Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	haha that was good. __________________ Matthew 5:16 In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven. *My Rock and my Salvation is you O Lord. He is the Lord of the dance.*

07-18-2007, 06:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Falling Up Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0	awesome!

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