Christian Forum Site  
HOME | FORUMS | GROUPS | BLOGS | NEWSLETTERS | CONTACT

Go Back   Christian Forum Site > Entertainment > Humor

Humor Jokes and Humor.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-02-2007, 08:38 AM   #1
 
freedom07's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Salem, MA
Posts: 1,196
Rep Power: 3
freedom07 is on a distinguished road
Default Anger Management

That last post from Jasher reminded me of this couple who had this Anger issue, but the wife came up with a solution.

> Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control
> your anger?"

> Wife: "I clean the toilet ..."

> Husband: "How does that help?"

> Wife: "I use your toothbrush.
__________________
Romans 6:4
4 Therefore we were buried with Him through baptism into death, that just as Christ was raised from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life.

freedom07 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2007, 02:01 PM   #2
 
Boanerges's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: St Rose LA
Posts: 20,078
Blog Entries: 3
Rep Power: 22
Boanerges is on a distinguished road
Default

UUUGGGHHHH! I actually saw that in a cutsie movie about Marty Stouffer and his family called " Wild America"- a very entertaining tale of three brothers who grow up to be wild life photographers. A little off topic I know but your post reminded me of that.
Boanerges is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2007, 05:32 PM   #3
 
Dusty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Toronto
Posts: 9,986
Rep Power: 11
Dusty will become famous soon enough
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by freedom07 View Post
That last post from Jasher reminded me of this couple who had this Anger issue, but the wife came up with a solution.

> Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control
> your anger?"

> Wife: "I clean the toilet ..."

> Husband: "How does that help?"

> Wife: "I use your toothbrush.

Ewwww ...... Gross.
__________________
Faith makes a Christian

Trials prove a Christian
Love confirms a Christian
But death crowns a Christian

Dusty is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2007, 05:34 PM   #4
 
Banarenth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Orlando
Posts: 2,998
Blog Entries: 4
Rep Power: 5
Banarenth is on a distinguished road
Default

That reminds me about an old couple sitting on the porch sipping tea.

Suddenly the wife looks over at her husband, and slaps him as hard as she could.

Husband: "What did you do that for!!!"

Wife: "That was for 60 years of bad sex!!!"

The husband thought about this for a moment, then pushed her out of her chair.

Wife: "What was that for?!?"

Husband: "That was for knowing the difference!!"
__________________
Banarenth is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2007, 05:37 PM   #5
 
Dusty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Toronto
Posts: 9,986
Rep Power: 11
Dusty will become famous soon enough
Default

Ha Ha brother Ban , now back to the toothbrush

__________________
Faith makes a Christian

Trials prove a Christian
Love confirms a Christian
But death crowns a Christian

Dusty is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2007, 05:38 PM   #6
 
Banarenth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Orlando
Posts: 2,998
Blog Entries: 4
Rep Power: 5
Banarenth is on a distinguished road
Default

XD There is always someone who has things worse that you. As they say, somedays you are the dog, others you are the fire hydrant.
__________________
Banarenth is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2007, 05:47 PM   #7
Former Member
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: England
Posts: 8,175
Blog Entries: 13
Rep Power: 0
violet is on a distinguished road
Default

Better than using your kid!



I loved it, Tom!!! Too Funny
violet is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2007, 05:49 PM   #8
 
Boanerges's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: St Rose LA
Posts: 20,078
Blog Entries: 3
Rep Power: 22
Boanerges is on a distinguished road
Default

Oh no, don't flush!!!!!
Boanerges is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 05:33 AM.


The CFS logo is Copyright © of the Christian Forum Site. Hosted by LogicWeb.
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.0 Beta 4, Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 Cliparts by ChristArt. Monitored by Site Uptime.
privacy certified