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That last post from Jasher reminded me of this couple who had this Anger issue, but the wife came up with a solution.
> Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control > your anger?" > Wife: "I clean the toilet ..." > Husband: "How does that help?" > Wife: "I use your toothbrush.
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UUUGGGHHHH! I actually saw that in a cutsie movie about Marty Stouffer and his family called " Wild America"- a very entertaining tale of three brothers who grow up to be wild life photographers. A little off topic I know but your post reminded me of that.
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Ewwww ...... Gross.
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That reminds me about an old couple sitting on the porch sipping tea.
Suddenly the wife looks over at her husband, and slaps him as hard as she could. Husband: "What did you do that for!!!" Wife: "That was for 60 years of bad sex!!!" The husband thought about this for a moment, then pushed her out of her chair. Wife: "What was that for?!?" Husband: "That was for knowing the difference!!"
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Ha Ha brother Ban , now back to the toothbrush
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