God & The Biker

Housesitter · 10-30-2007, 10:15 AM

GOD & THE BIKER

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have
tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it ishard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify
me."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to
know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when I get the silent
treatment, why they cry, what it means when they say nothing's wrong, and
how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

violet · 10-30-2007, 10:59 AM

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Boanerges · 10-30-2007, 01:43 PM

I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dusty · 10-30-2007, 02:40 PM

Ha ,Ha !!!

Dusty · 10-30-2007, 02:44 PM

Here's one for you Bother Ray...... He He

"Lamaze"

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

adoptivemommy · 10-30-2007, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Housesitter

GOD & THE BIKER

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have
tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it ishard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify
me."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to
know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when I get the silent
treatment, why they cry, what it means when they say nothing's wrong, and
how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Now this is funny!

Laura

Housesitter · 10-30-2007, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dusty

Here's one for you Bother Ray...... He He

"Lamaze"

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Sorry but what was wrong with his question? It seems logical to me.