|
|
|
|
|
|||||||
| Humor Jokes and Humor. |
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
08-15-2006, 06:49 AM
|
#1 | ||
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Where God placed me
Posts: 413
Rep Power: 3  |
A few weeks ago at my church, we held Vacation Bible School. This was a wonderful week, which resulted in the salvation of 17 children! Praise the Lord! I want to tell you the story of one of the kids, though; it is very funny.
We had a little six year old boy attending. His name is David. I discovered that he is a very perceptive, bright child. He could remember the details of the Bible stories better than most kids. I was really amazed. Anyway, one day (I think it was Wednesday.) the kids were taught the story of Lazarus, whom Jesus raised from the dead after four days. Later in the night, one of the leaders asked the kids to review the story, and David was chosen to give the account. Well, just as I figured he would, he told the story very well, including many details - one of which was rather humorous. He said, "Lazarus got sicker and sicker and sicker and finally died. Then, the people wrapped him up in toliet paper and buried him." Well, found the toliet paper comment quite funny, but it didn't end there. He went on to say, "Jesus came and brought Lazarus back to life, and he came out of the grave and the people took the toliet paper off of him." I was having a hard time containing myself by then. In fact, half of the fellowship hall was laughing. David was completely serious when he said that Lazarus was wrapped in toliet paper, which made it all that more funny. I just had to share that...Lazarus wrapped in toliet paper... 
__________________
"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go." --Joshua 1:9 (NIV) |
||
|
    
|
|
09-27-2006, 05:04 PM
|
#2 | ||
|
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Where God placed me
Posts: 413
Rep Power: 3 |
Here's another one for you:
I was at the Missonary Baptist Student Fellowship the other day for lunch, and there was a little girl there. We were eating brownies, and she leaned over and told me that chocolate is made from ticks. I told her I thought it was made of beans, and she assured me it's made of ticks. I asked her where she learned that, and she said her cousin told her. When I asked if her cousin was smart, she said, "Smarter than you!" I just think that is so funny!
__________________
"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go." --Joshua 1:9 (NIV) |
||
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| The Nativity Story - Movie opens today | Jeff | Publications, Music, Television and Movies | 3 | 03-10-2007 01:52 AM |
| Sweetie’s Christmas Present: A True Story | Gargantuas | General Discussions | 0 | 12-25-2006 09:20 AM |
| Movie Review and Commentary: The Nativity Story | Answers in Genesis | News and articles | 0 | 12-02-2006 10:57 PM |
| Vietnam Releases Internet Users After BosNewsLife Story, Ending Nine Months Detention - Worthy News | World news | News and articles | 0 | 08-21-2006 08:53 AM |
| This is a Cool Story! | Set Free! | Publications, Music, Television and Movies | 1 | 04-25-2006 06:28 AM |
New twist in the story of Lazarus!
Linear Mode
