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Old 10-15-2007, 02:42 AM   #11
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“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”

~George Carlin.


I had a LOL moment then!
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:03 AM   #12
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I definitely think Amen is the shortest sentence!
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:50 AM   #13
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“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”

~George Carlin.

It's too bad george carlin is an atheist racist jerk..... Lots of wasted potential
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Old 10-15-2007, 09:25 AM   #14
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Default Only in America!!

Only in the good ole USA do we.

Drive on a parkway and park in a drive way

Scrub our floors with real lemon juice and drink imitation lemon -aid.

Strive so hard to multi-task . . . one day at a time

Water our grass, so it will grow, so we have to cut it.

Pay $40,000 for a car with all the latest safety freatures and then neglect to fasten a $10 dollar seat belt.

drive to a gym to get exercise.

Have a phone so people can call us with caller id and answering machine so we don't have to talk to them.

expect people to keep a secret we fail to keep when we tell them.

spend 10 minutes finding a parking place 2 minutes closer to where we are going.


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I love it


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Only in the good ole USA do we.

Drive on a parkway and park in a drive way

Scrub our floors with real lemon juice and drink imitation lemon -aid.

Strive so hard to multi-task . . . one day at a time

Water our grass, so it will grow, so we have to cut it.

Pay $40,000 for a car with all the latest safety freatures and then neglect to fasten a $10 dollar seat belt.

drive to a gym to get exercise.

Have a phone so people can call us with caller id and answering machine so we don't have to talk to them.

expect people to keep a secret we fail to keep when we tell them.

spend 10 minutes finding a parking place 2 minutes closer to where we are going.


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That's hilarious and so true!
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