janejj

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him,
"What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said,
"This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history..

cly

That is funny! I've heard it before, but it's still good.

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"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go."

--Joshua 1:9 (NIV)

sparklejjs

I love it!!!!!!!

Liberty

Good one! I've also heard it before, but its okay, because I couldn't remember the punch line.

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Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage. Galatians 5:1

Thank you Jesus!

Parabola

LOL! dats cool

Boanerges

Here is another one- God made man on the 6th day and he rested- then He made women and no one had rested since

Padelford

I'm literaly laughing out loud.

Daniel

Oh yeah, those are good ones!

Boanerges

A pastor of a church was asked if he thought it was a sin for women to wear makeup to which he promptly replied " I think it's a sin if some of them don't"

cherry38

Do you guys realize that all of you are probably on the feminists' most wanted list by now?
Naw, it's okay, those really are quite good.

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