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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way! Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said "concentrate"! Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Very Gifted! Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer? A: There is white-out all over the computer screen! Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs? A: They don't know the route! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone! Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? A: Blow in her ear! Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday! Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions! Q: How do you really confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner! Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out! Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first! Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought! Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade!
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Yah Brother Larry....... I hope you're not blond. Tee Hee !!!
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