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Old 08-26-2007, 08:18 PM   #1
 
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Default A Blonde Wins A Prize

A blonde goes into Starbucks and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,

"I've won a motorhome!

"I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.?"

But the blonde keeps on screaming,

"I've won a motorhome!"

"I've won a motorhome!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize."

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.

"I've won a motorhome!"

And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...

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"W I N A B A G E L"
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:36 PM   #2
 
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Old 09-02-2007, 06:37 PM   #3
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I don't get it.
A bagel is something you eat, how does it compare to a motorhome ?
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a motorhome is a place for 1 life,a jesus home is forever.now thats funny.
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I don't get it.
A bagel is something you eat, how does it compare to a motorhome ?
Motor homes are also called winnabago(I didn't spell that right, but it sounds like win-a-bagel)!

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