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![]() Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: bedford, texas
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A woman and her husband were having an argument one night about who should wake up in the mornings and brew the coffee. The wife said: "You should do it, you're the man of the house!" The husband said: "I don't think so... You should do it; you do the cooking around here, so it's your job!" To which the wife replied: "No way! Besides, the Bible says you should brew the coffee in the mornings!"
Intrigued by this claim the husband said he wanted to see where exactly did the bible say that. So, the wife gets up and very quickly opens the bible. Right there at the top of a chapter it said: "HE BREWS"!! HA, HA, HA!!!!! ![]()
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