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08-17-2007, 07:59 PM
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh wowowowow! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. ohhhhh NO OH NOOOOOO ! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving. |
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08-17-2007, 09:19 PM
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Listen, if you people (guys I mean...) didn't drive in a way that's "this close" to getting us killed, we wouldn't need to yell, would we? I mean, don't you think we should maybe yell before you cross a red light or stop sign, let the car drive into the next lane because you're looking away and you are distracted, smack into the car in front of you because you didn't see it, rather then after all of these things occur, hm...?
 Laura 
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08-17-2007, 09:32 PM
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Hey Laura..... Is this gang up on the guys week? Anyways , I have a story. I was driving slowly along a road where the cars were angle parked when..... Bang.... a guy backed out and hit me on the passenger side. He says to me ...... You must have been driving really fast cause , I didn't see you. Good one. That's cause he didn't look behind before he backed out.
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08-20-2007, 11:09 AM
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lol!! It sounds like my husband when I cook ...
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HaHa!!!!
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