Banarenth

Tricky Students

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to party instead. Their biggest exam was on Wednesday, and they showed up telling the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to two separate classrooms to take the exam. Each
boy just shrugged and went to the two different parts of the building.

As each sat down, they read the first question.

"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.
Then, the test continued.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire it was"...

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Boanerges

Azarias

I didn't get it until I read two separate rooms!

Dusty

Ha ,Ha Brother Ban . I got it . You do hve to read it a few times and then the light bulb comes on.

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Dusty

The Army of the Lord friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Azarias

Dusty

Good grammar"

Teacher: Billy, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Billy: I is ...
Teacher: No, Billy. Always say, "I am."
Billy: All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Azarias

Classic.

Dusty

"Which airline?"

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him.He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."
He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair,and said.... "Ahhh, Air Canada.!"

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Dusty

Dust to Dust little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch. "Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?"

"That's right son, why?"

"Well that's just what they said at church today."

"Run up stairs and wash your hands son, lunch will be ready in a few minutes."

About 10 minutes went by and she called out for him to come down. "I'll be there in a minute." As they were about to sit down at the table, the little boy asked again about being dust before being born and after you die. Once again mother said yes son.

The little boy looked at her and said, then you better get up to my room pretty quick, because something under my bed is either coming or going!!

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian