Dusty

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Dusty

Fair price"



A professor handed out the test to his students and returned to his desk to wait. When the test was over, the students filed over and handed in their papers.
As the professor was going through the submissions, he noticed one student had taped a hundred dollar bill to his test. On the bill the student had written 'A buck a point'.
The next day the professor handed back the tests.
The student who had attached the hundred also received an envelope containing 64 dollars. On it was written 'Here's your change'.

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Fluffy

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Be transparent before God, He sees right thru you, anyway!
http://www.likepreciousfaith.org/testimony_val.htm
Please pray for your local emergency responders, daily.

Mark_18

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! !

Ha!

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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions.
Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy.

JOKE POLICE

3nails+1cross=4GIVEN

He short changed me!

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You just don't forget the dead..


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.


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If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor, Love is the Rhythm, and You are the music.

univac

Nice one


God bless

Dusty

Don't worry sweetheart ..... You'll catch up to him ..... He he ..... Welcome back .

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Dusty

"Tonsillectomy"




A family was on the way to the hospital where their teenager was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride they discussed how the procedure would be performed.
"Dad," the teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"
Without missing a beat his father replied, "They're going to give you a phone."

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Boanerges

:d:d:d:d:d

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Anything that dims my vision for Christ, or takes away my taste for Bible study, or cramps me in my prayer life, or makes Christian work difficult, is wrong for me; and I must, as a Christian turn away from it. – J. Wilbur Chapman

Dusty

ONE: Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO: I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all ov er for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is ?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE: A lady at work was seen putting a credi t card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

FOUR: I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience sto re) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.'

FIVE :Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use copier machine paper,' the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

SIX :A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the k id some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!

Life is tough...
it's tougher if you're stupid.

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian