Dusty

Hey thanks.... My friend did it when he was visiting in May . I am so pleased with it as had never had a professional picture done and he is making a larger one for me as well.

Hey , I guess the old gal doesn't look too bad ... eh ?

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Dusty

"Hospital baseball team"




As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.
"Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."

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Dusty

A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first golfer said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
After two holes they were even. The second guy said, 'We're about evenly matched. How about playing for five bucks a hole?'The first fellow said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy then won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen and while counting his $80, the second guy confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The golf pro got all flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.The priest said, 'No, you won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. Keep your winnings. 'The pro said, 'Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?'
The priest answered, 'Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.'

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3nails+1cross=4GIVEN

Nice one moma!

This is what the guest speaker told us in church today;

seeking forgiveness

One day a man went to the confessional.
He said; father,forgive me for I've sinned.
Father; My son,what have you done that you want to confess?
M; I stole half,no a full load of hay from my neighbor.
This went on for quite sometime and the priest began to lose his patience.
F;My son,make up your mind.Is it half,or a full load?
M;Half.But I'm going back for the other half tonight..



He was trying to tell us that it doesn't work that way,we can't ask for forgiveness in advance to the deed that we are gonna commit.

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Jesus first,others second,then yourself. (=


SIdEkick to ThE joKePoliCE;

The reason you died,was because I lived?


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Dusty

Amen my daughter .... that's a good example.Thanks

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Dusty

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Dusty

"Jump start"



About five years ago, the battery in my beat-up VW beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car.
I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 30 MPH for it to start. She said fine, hoped into her car and drove off.
I sat there fuming and wondering, "What can she be doing?" A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rearview mirror coming at me at about 40 MPH, I realized that I should have been a bit more clear with my directions.

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Boanerges

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“Neither skill nor knowledge is needed to go to God, all that is necessary is a heart dedicated entirely and solely to Him out of love for Him above all others.”
Brother Lawrence

Housesitter

I have a friend (Oh yes I do) and he is having an interview on Friday for a job in insurance so I sent him this one.

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Dusty

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