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hoho.. the price was paid..a long time ago
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"Pierced ears"
The students in my third grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?"
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Politeness"
There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other: "You may choose first." "No, you may choose first." And this goes on for a while. Then the first person says: "OK, I'll take first." And he takes the BIG piece of fish. The second person: "Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!" The first person says: "Which piece would *you* have taken?" The second person replies: "Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of course." The first person says: "Well, that's what you have now!"
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![]() Sounds like some form of "political politeness" don't you think?
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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions. Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy. JOKE POLICE |
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"Ready but not willing"
A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit. One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building ajar. He let the dog out his patrol car and commanded it to enter and seek. Jumping from the back seat, the dog headed for the building. After lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and backed out. My friend was puzzled until he investigated further and saw the sign on the building: "Veterinarian's Office."
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I'd either take the small piece and say he can spot me next time if he insists. Or cut a little bit off of the big piece and push it over to the small one to make them even. If they happen to be quite symmetrical and you want to be picky, you could cut each one right down the middle and each take a half of both the smaller one and the large one.
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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions. Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy. JOKE POLICE Last edited by Mark_18; 06-23-2008 at 05:04 PM. |
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Woo--- hoo.... !!!!! What a nice young man. I am proud of you Mark.
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Anything that dims my vision for Christ, or takes away my taste for Bible study, or cramps me in my prayer life, or makes Christian work difficult, is wrong for me; and I must, as a Christian turn away from it. – J. Wilbur Chapman |
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