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Old 06-20-2008, 03:02 PM   #481
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Right ..... You guys are on your toes again. The old gal has to be more careful ..... Ha ha .... LOL.

Thanks goodnes I have the joke police . Do I have another chance..... Ha ha. ?

Please please ..... I'll try to be good ?

hoho..
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"Pierced ears"



The students in my third grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears.
"Does the hole go all the way through?"
"Yes."
"Did it hurt?"
"Just a little."
"Did they stick a needle through your ears?"
"No, they used a special gun."
Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?"
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Politeness"




There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other: "You may choose first."
"No, you may choose first."
And this goes on for a while.
Then the first person says: "OK, I'll take first."
And he takes the BIG piece of fish.
The second person: "Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!"
The first person says: "Which piece would *you* have taken?"
The second person replies: "Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of course."
The first person says: "Well, that's what you have now!"
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Sounds like some form of "political politeness" don't you think?
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Sounds like some form of "political politeness" don't you think?
Hey Mark .... What would you do ? Just curious. He he
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"Ready but not willing"



A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit. One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building ajar. He let the dog out his patrol car and commanded it to enter and seek.
Jumping from the back seat, the dog headed for the building. After lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and backed out. My friend was puzzled until he investigated further and saw the sign on the building: "Veterinarian's Office."
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I'd either take the small piece and say he can spot me next time if he insists. Or cut a little bit off of the big piece and push it over to the small one to make them even. If they happen to be quite symmetrical and you want to be picky, you could cut each one right down the middle and each take a half of both the smaller one and the large one.
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Woo--- hoo.... !!!!! What a nice young man. I am proud of you Mark.
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Politeness"




There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other: "You may choose first."
"No, you may choose first."
And this goes on for a while.
Then the first person says: "OK, I'll take first."
And he takes the BIG piece of fish.
The second person: "Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!"
The first person says: "Which piece would *you* have taken?"
The second person replies: "Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of course."
The first person says: "Well, that's what you have now!"
The guy with the big peace got mercury poisoning!
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