Dusty's Jokes - Page 46

Dusty · 06-13-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 3nails+1cross=4GIVEN

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I like the cat =)
there are lots of pics like that on lolcats =P

I cant fire my side kick

hahaha. =)

Ok , ok But where is he ? I haven't seen him here for a while . Anyways , you can comment on this joke as it is kind of corny but that is the best I can come up with for today. .... LOL

"A frog walks into a bank..."

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain pig, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink pig. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says,
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Mark_18 · 06-14-2008, 05:17 AM

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>_>

Hi

T'is me in the picture. I'm a character in a little story my friend is making. I am Fire.

See the job wasn't official yet Dusty, but now I will take it, and put my badge in my sig.

3nails+1cross=4GIVEN · 06-14-2008, 06:50 AM

NICE ONE lol.

Dusty · 06-14-2008, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_18

<_<

>_>

Hi

T'is me in the picture. I'm a character in a little story my friend is making. I am Fire.

See the job wasn't official yet Dusty, but now I will take it, and put my badge in my sig.

Hey Cool, Mark..... Does Bro.Larry know that you and Amandaz are officially" THE JOKE POLICE ?" I like it .

Dusty · 06-14-2008, 02:58 PM

Oh No, wait till you read this one......

"Bug flew into a barn"

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.