Boanerges

Nice new avatar and a nice joke Mom! Keep em coming!

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Mark_18

LOL!

Yuz doin good Dusty. Carry an.

Hey can we get "Joke Police" under our name?

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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions.
Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy.

JOKE POLICE

Dusty

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Dusty

Did you hear the one about the woman who begged her husband to take her somewhere expensive for a change? He drove her to the corner gas station.
How about the gas station sign that lists prices this way? Regular costs an arm; plus, a leg, and premium, your first born.

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3nails+1cross=4GIVEN

LOL.
Well,the price is rising,so I guess it'll cost us our house next

Nice new advatar,Mark
& Dusty too ;D did you take the pic?

POLICE!

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SIdEkick to ThE joKePoliCE;

The reason you died,was because I lived?


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Dusty

No I didn't take the picture. I copied it. For sure when the gas goes up everything else follows . The only thing that doesn't go up is my pension. Sigh!!!!

Hey police ... How am I doing.?

Yah Mark, who is that in your avator.?

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3nails+1cross=4GIVEN

HAHAHA.
Hmmm.I dont think I see any repeats.Right,sidekick?

Nice pict tho =)

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Jesus first,others second,then yourself. (=


SIdEkick to ThE joKePoliCE;

The reason you died,was because I lived?


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Dusty

Hmmmmm ..... Sidekick doesn't answer. Shirking his responsibilities..... Ha ha . You'll have to fire him..... he he.




A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: That the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued... and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the Insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.






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Dusty

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3nails+1cross=4GIVEN

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I like the cat =)
there are lots of pics like that on lolcats =P


I cant fire my side kick hahaha. =)

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Jesus first,others second,then yourself. (=


SIdEkick to ThE joKePoliCE;

The reason you died,was because I lived?


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.