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06-07-2008, 01:03 PM
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"A beautiful night" The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon resort. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But Julie pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars. "Dear," asked the somewhat impatient husband. "Aren't you coming to bed?" "No," Julie announced. "My mother told me this was going to be the most beautiful night of my life, and I don't want to miss a single minute of it."
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06-07-2008, 02:16 PM
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06-07-2008, 05:50 PM
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Poor guy.
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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions. Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy. JOKE POLICE 
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06-07-2008, 09:04 PM
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MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, “tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife awoke, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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06-08-2008, 12:42 PM
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um,wasnt this posted before?
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06-08-2008, 06:07 PM
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You're probably right.... the old brain gets confused and I know I post so many ... just forgot but thanks and as I said now I have you and Mark as Dustys " JOKE POLICE"
Keep it up guys . I love it.
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06-08-2008, 06:10 PM
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Ok .... Joke Police Check this one out ..... he he
"Cheap Porsche" A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, "New Porsche, $500!" The man thought it had to be a joke, but he said to himself, "Just in case, it's worth a shot." So he called the number and then went to the home of the lady selling the sports car. She led him into the garage. Sure enough, there was an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said, "Can I take it for a test drive?" "Sure," answered the lady. The man was surprised to learn that the car ran perfectly. When he got back to the lady's house, he asked her, "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" Then the lady replied with a laugh, "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me, 'You can have the house and the furniture, just sell my Porsche and send me the money.'"
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06-09-2008, 01:37 AM
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Now we know what to do She should just say that no one wants it
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06-09-2008, 03:35 PM
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"Another diet" The woman was on another diet. She had lost a few pounds, but the strict diet had also caused her to lose her sunny disposition. After a particularly snappish remark to her husband, she apologized and reminded him that he had pledged to stick with her through thick and thin. "I know," he said dryly, "but thick was easier."
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06-10-2008, 02:05 PM
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Hey" JOKE POLICE ".... How am I doing ? He he
"Celebration" An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened 50 years ago."
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