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02-22-2008, 02:14 PM
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"Blind date" After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table from taking the call, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died." "Thank goodness," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to."
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Oh, Ok, Thanks Psalm 91 Ok every one here is a joke that is going to make you say...... Oh no.... yuk.  Baby's Tea party One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge. > > > >> I was maybe 1 and a half years old. > > > > Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. > > > > Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought > >> Daddy a little cup of 'tea,' which was just water. > > > >> After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. > > > > My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' > > > > My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, > > > > 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??' > >
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"Big trouble"
Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of the telephone. In a sleepy, grumpy voice I said "Hello?" There was a momentary pause before the young lady on the other end of the line rushed breathlessly into a lengthy speech. "Dad, this is Susan and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because I'm going to be a little late getting home. See, your car has a flat, but it's not my fault. Honest! I don't know what happened. The tire just went flat while we were inside the theatre. Please don't be mad, OK?" As I don't have a daughter named Susan, I knew the young lady had made a mistake. "I'm sorry, dear," I said, "but you've reached the wrong number. I don't have a daughter named Susan." A pause. "Oh, Dad," came the young woman's reply, "I didn't think you'd be THIS mad!"
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