Dusty

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A HOCKEY GAME.THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND.
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS, HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.

IN A LOUD VOICE THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH . . . THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.'

THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, 'I'D GO GO TO MONTANA . . . THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.'

THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I'LL TAKE IDAHO . . . THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS THERE.'


ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND AND SWEETLY SAID, 'WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO HELL . THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE.'

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Dusty

"The differences between you and your boss "

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't get something done, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't get something done, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When you do it your own way, you don't do what your told.
When your boss does it, he's showing creativity.
When you do it on your own, you're overstepping your bounds.
When your boss does it, he's demonstrating initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss takes a stand, he's being firm.
When you violate a rule, you're self-centered.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're brown-nosing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you help a peer, you're not busy enough.
When your boss does it, he's a team player.
When someone else does your work, you're passing the buck.
When someone else does his work, he's assigning responsibility.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your bosses out of the office, he's on business.
When you call in sick, you're going golfing.
When your boss calls in sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When you're seen shopping during work hours, you're a slacker.
When your boss is doing the same, he's picking up office supplies.
When you get a raise, you're lucky.
When he gets one, he really earned it.
When you do a good job, you get a pat on the back.
When he does a good job, he gets a bonus.

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Boanerges

I am going to share that one Dusty!

Dusty

With your boss ???? He He

__________________

Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Boanerges

Couldn't do that right now as I am (at least temporarily disabled) but I would if I was at work.

Dusty

What happened to you Brother Larry ? Or is it none of my bussiness.? Praying for you.

__________________

Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Dusty

"Los Angeles"

Two men were sitting side by side on an airliner flying from Denver to Los Angeles.
The first man appeared nervous and finally explained that he was being transferred to LA. "I hate Los Angeles," he said. "Everything you hear about LA is bad -- smog, traffic, and worst of all, the crime. Gangs everywhere, people getting shot and robbed, things stolen, car jackings, and everyone hates everyone else."
"Oh, it's not that bad," said the second man. "I live in LA myself. Most of that stuff you read is media hype. It's just not true. You'll find LA is just like any other city, anywhere in America."
"Really?" responded the first. "Boy, that makes me feel a lot better. You say you live in LA -- what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Bud Lite delivery truck."

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

violet

Boanerges

Multiple injuries on a severly understaffed job hit this wild man hard. Place them on top of other injuries sustained when I was young and stupid ( as opposed to me being older and stupid now) have made it difficult for me to function.

Boanerges

HA HA!