Dusty

"I know something"

I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy."
Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"
He replied, "They're all nocturnal."

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Azarias

Dusty

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,

"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small - what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room,
they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windows.

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Azarias

I love these

Boanerges

A blonde buy a new air conditioning system for her house. Three months later she gets a call from the sales company wondering why she wasn't making her payments. She immediately got flustered and replied " you can't fool me, that salesman told me this thing would pay for itself in no time"!

PaducahLuke

Some friends of by buddy, LeRoy, were visitin' over at his place a couple weeks ago. We figgured it might be a right good idea ta take these here folks on a nature hike in the woods cause the leaves was changin' color and all. We got about a half mile into the woods when I stopped and said, "Aw, look at that poor little dead bird..."

I turned around and this blond lady was lookin' up into the sky.

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PaducahLuke

Boanerges

HA HA- them city folks!

Dusty

Ha ha You guys .... Keep em comin. Love it. Thanks

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Dusty

I've got to be dead"

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand & she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not," he asks. She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together & talking to one another."
The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!"

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Dusty

"Jack's will"

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads Jack's last will and testament:
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000. And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian