Mary17

Haha, I hardly ever get embarassed. That's because I have learned to laugh at myself. Please tell me your funniest moments! Here are a few of mine:
-One time I was hanging out high up in a tree until the tree branch I was sitting on snapped and I fell all the way to the ground on my little bottom.
-OOOO and another time I was walking down the stairs and tripped and landed face first.
-I went bowling and accidently stepped over the line, man it was slippery. Fell down again.
-And we can't forget what happened tonight at work. I set off the alarm, by mistake. ^^

Hehe, now it's your turn! Don't be shy.

Sincerely/Mary

wizabuff

I don't know about my own, but at my high-school graduation (end of year presentation night thingy for the school) one of the guys a few years behind me had a plastic prop sword (from Pirates of Penzance) and pressing it against the glass covering the emergency fire alarm button said, "Wouldn't it be funny if this went off!" He lent a little to hard and the glass broke! So the narrow hall I was in went dark then red lights started flashing and everyone had to assemble outside for about 20 minutes whilst the fire fighters disabled and reset the alarms!

Mary17

Wow wizabuff, that's just crazy!

~A Martial Artist is free spirited but not ignorant~

NoDoubt

I was bowling one time, using a ball too light for me for fun... Well, the finger holes were a tad small, and when I tossed it, well... Momentum carried me with it, and I had bowling alley grease all down my front.

As if that weren't enough, I could barely stand up to get myself off the alley with how slippery it was! I kept the others in the alley quite amused

Bowling is so much fun

seekinghokmah

ok...the anonymity of the net is the ONLY reason I will share this one ;-)

Golfing with my father on a pitch-and-put course, I teed off and sliced way off to the right...it bounced up on to the previous hole between to guys trying to put out, and in went my ball. A hole in one on the WRONG GREEN!!!!

The most frustrating thing, of course, is that no one would let me play it from there. I shot 7 on that hole in the end.

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NoDoubt

You got the ball into a hole, the right one or not, you're still a better golfer than me

Boanerges

Hit for show- putt for gold!

INLJ

Once i was trying to jump off the roof and my coat got stuck and i found myself hung up by the coat my friends was rolling on the ground laughing at me

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Roman

I fell asleep once in college and was out of it...boy was I just gone. I thought I was so smooth. I had my pen in position like I was writing and my head was on top of my arm. Once I went to sleep, about 10 minutes in I started sawing off some logs, and the person behind me shook me a bit. When I woke up I shot up real quick and proceeded to shake my desk violently and tilt it ever so slightly that I began a slow tumble to the floor. So there I was lying on the floor in the fetal position. I couldn't breath at all because the side of the desk had gashed into the side of my body and knocked the wind out of me.

As I was laying on the floor there was a bit of silence after the loud THUD! and I broke the silence by saying..."I'm hurt"

Everyone started cracking up and I joined them once I caught my breath.

violet