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03-24-2007, 04:28 AM
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Paddelford I have a few questions for you-
1. what kind of motorcyle did King David drive? 2. What sport was King David seen playing ? 3. How do we know the apostles had automobiles? 4. Which state in the US is the only state mentioned in the bible? |
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03-24-2007, 05:07 AM
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1. what kind of motorcyle did King David drive?
Harley Davidson! 2. What sport was King David seen playing ? King of the hill? 3. How do we know the apostles had automobiles? Because... That's how we got Ferraris? 4. Which state in the US is the only state mentioned in the bible? Vermont? ^_- |
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03-24-2007, 05:36 AM
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1. His motorcyle was a truimph- amd David's triump was heard thru out the land
2.tennis- David was known to serve in Saul's court 3. A toyota- the apostles all came in one Accord 4. Arkansas- anrd Noah looked out the Ark An Saw 
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03-27-2007, 05:35 AM
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Too funny.
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03-27-2007, 01:49 PM
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That verse is proof that the original 'how many people can you fit in a ...' was not a VW Beetle, but a Honda. Another: Who was the shortest person mentioned in the Bible?
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03-27-2007, 07:45 PM
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Go after a life of love as if your life depended on it—because it does. - 1 Corinthians 14:1 (The Message) We are called to take His Light ... Shalom and Keep the Son in Your eyes! Posters on my Pastor's wall: I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape. |
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03-27-2007, 10:05 PM
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Sorry about that Toyota Honda thing but here is another one for you:
What is the first sport found in the bible? Scrool down for the answer: Baseball- it all started in the big inning!
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