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Old 07-18-2008, 04:47 PM   #1
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Talking What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
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lol. Hey I didn't know I had marketing experience already!

Hey 3Nails, I'm very rich. Marry me.

And there's my internet marketing experience.
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You catch a glimpse of her with no make up and her hair not done and sue her for false advertising.
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hahahahahahahaha -in stitches-


If you see me at a party,come talk to me,dance with me,then send me home.And then sms me,email me and leave a tag on my blog.After a few days you call and say 'marry me I am rich'.If I reject and three others call you to marry them,that's viral marketing..
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