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I put my two headphone ear buds face to face and they just turn their heads, and want nothing to do with each other. What's up with this, why so hostile and anti-social? They do their thing and work in perfect harmony together and they always agree with each other. Maybe they've been scarred somehow, and have issues with being intimate?
![]() ![]() Does anyone else know headphones with social/ intimacy problems like this?
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No… but I have a couple of magnets who just hate each other.
They don’t like to face each other, and one always sucker punches the other from the back. That’s just rude. ![]()
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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions. Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy. JOKE POLICE |
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LOL!!! what a whoot!!! Maybe the earphones didn't like what each other smelt like, I mean come on, ever smell ear wax???!!!.....wow, hmmmm something to think about me thinks.....
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