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07-07-2008, 10:05 PM
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Here's a funny for you ..... He he
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. > >Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! > >Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him. > >There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. > >I bet he felt like an idiot
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07-07-2008, 10:14 PM
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What a guy. He should say what he means and means what he says. I don't get how that was funny though Dusty...
  
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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions. Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy. JOKE POLICE 
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07-08-2008, 01:11 AM
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07-08-2008, 05:23 AM
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Ohhh I get it, the contractor died somehow right?
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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions. Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy. JOKE POLICE
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07-08-2008, 06:01 AM
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^ I bet she really is a 64 year-old with nothing better to do than to fool us about her age and play mind games
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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions. Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy. JOKE POLICE
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07-08-2008, 03:35 PM
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He he ..... Whatever. I think You're pulling my leg, Mark
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07-11-2008, 06:52 AM
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Okay everybody, nothing to see here. Lets just all go on with our lives shall we. Forget this threat and keep on like it never happened........
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