3nails+1cross=4GIVEN

These are one-liners that I've heard,if you guys have anymore,please add on


Marriage is like a phone call.You get a ring,and you wake up from your dream.

Marriage is a not a word.It is a sentence-life sentence.

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Jesus first,others second,then yourself. (=


SIdEkick to ThE joKePoliCE;

The reason you died,was because I lived?


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Jon-Marc

Having been married makes me appreciate being single.

3nails+1cross=4GIVEN

haha I am single and envious. =x hahaha.

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Jesus first,others second,then yourself. (=


SIdEkick to ThE joKePoliCE;

The reason you died,was because I lived?


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

search4christians

I think Marriage is a wonderful thing!!

That is not a joke BTW

Boanerges

Having been single made me appreciate marriage.

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Brother Lawrence

forgivenWretch

Well yesterday was our anniversary. Our 32nd. It has most definitely had it's ups and downs, but for me, the commitment meant something and I praise God for holding us together.

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Boanerges

Congratulations brother!

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“Neither skill nor knowledge is needed to go to God, all that is necessary is a heart dedicated entirely and solely to Him out of love for Him above all others.”
Brother Lawrence

forgivenWretch

Now here are the rules from the male side.


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail..

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problemonlyif you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, or something makes your butt look too big, you're probably right! Don't ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two waysand one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, Golf or Nascar.


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.

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Jon-Marc

As long as it's not me that's married.

Jon-Marc

Forgiven Wretch, I tried 7 times to register in the Web site you've posted, and every time it said the letters and numbers I typed at the bottom were wrong. I typed what it looked like to me, but I finally gave up after 7 tries. I can see why they don't have very many members. People can't read that jumbled up gibberish. I have that problem all the time and would like to think it's not just me.