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How You Know Your Neighbor Is An Alien You may not realize it but those kind looking, Soft-spoken seniors could be from another Planet. Or the cute little kids with the adorable dog Are SPIES from Planet XY9912LA-000 But here are some SIGNS That will keep you ALIVE And ways to keep yourself from being SPIED ON CAUSE THEY ARE SPIES! SPIES YOU HEAR?! 1. They own 1 Toyota Camry That is SILVER And the license plate has numbers and one letter EXAMPLE: 79108Y SEE? SEE? SEE????????? IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE! THEY'RE AROUND US!!!!!!!! 2. They don't use slang words And don't shorten words like "what's" And "don't" Is it getting more familiar? HUH HUH HUH? IS IT? YOU BET IT IS!!! 3. They have all these weird Robots in the house UH HUH ONES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!! OR COULD NEVER BUY YOURSELVES!! OR WAS CONSIDERING BUYING BUT THOUGHT AGAINST IT! 4. Fiddle around with your computer to much O_O; RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!!! 5. WALK AT OUTRAGEOUS HOURS OF THE NIGHT! LIKE 2:00 A.M.!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE GETTING THE SPACESHIP READY! *******  Peace U Kool  Kindly brought to you by NEARERTOGOD
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06-16-2008, 06:53 AM
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That is way to cute /funny
  
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06-17-2008, 03:42 AM
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The strange joke of all this is, that if you ask my ex-wife, she will absolutely swear that I am some alien hybrid spy or something. I used to think she was joking, but I have become more and more convinced that she was serious.
The only problem I have it is if I'm an alien in disguise...I think it is not much of a disguise.
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