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Old 06-04-2008, 08:49 PM   #11
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What's a life?
What is life?
Life begins when you reach 55 and you have had at least one or more children, you live in a house without nothing to do, you are entertained by the washing machine and dryer, you spend 20 minutes sniffing all the detergent bottles in the aisles, your favorite television show comes on at 9:00 A.M. and they are all reruns, and so on and so forth.
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:52 AM   #12
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Well, my dog can be considered senior if you count his age in human years - he's like 80 or 100 years old...or less but it's still a two digit number! xD

EDIT: My dog is actually 64 in "Human" Years, since he's 12 in dog years. Lol! Time for a foot massage with the oldies. xD But old people are cool, even if they are kind of slow.
Don't you mean 84?
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What is life?
Life begins when you reach 55 and you have had at least one or more children, you live in a house without nothing to do, you are entertained by the washing machine and dryer, you spend 20 minutes sniffing all the detergent bottles in the aisles, your favorite television show comes on at 9:00 A.M. and they are all reruns, and so on and so forth.
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No wonder my PC monitor keeps telling me:

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INSUFFICIENT MEMORY
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even before I start working...
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No wonder my PC monitor keeps telling me:

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even before I start working...
Cool Pastor...... He he .


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Old 06-09-2008, 01:41 AM   #17
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Agreed~


Now I'm old too
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lol ive been here for a little while now.. but i like more to read the topics. i dont post much. how many posts is it to be a senior member?
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In the words of my husband:
"I may have to grow old,
But I DONT have to grow UP!"

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lol ive been here for a little while now.. but i like more to read the topics. i dont post much. how many posts is it to be a senior member?

I believe it is 100
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