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05-25-2008, 09:51 PM
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Are you hot?
Is it terrible to not have one drop of rain? When you see a cloud do you cry? Then no worries....we have something just for you, it's called... Cloud-In-A-Can Cloud-In-A-Can is a revoluntionary object. It has all the right chemicals and items in it to create clouds...easily and quickly. Spray in your house for about 5 - 10 minutes. In less than 3 you will have a cool cloud cover and your house will be 20 - 50% cooler than outside - GUARANTEED. Just shake, spray, and wait. There are many types so pick the best one for you! 1 - BASIC CLOUD COVER Delivers a cloud cover - house should go from 120 - 80 degrees to about 70 - 50 degrees. 2 - MISTY Delivers clouds and mist/fog - best used in the morning. Lowest temperature is 60 - 30 degrees. 3 - RAINSTORM Delivers a thick rainstorm cloud cover, includes rain. Rain lasts up to 2 hours depending on how much you spray. Lowest temperature is 70 - 30 degrees. 4 - THUNDERHEADS Delivers thunderheads - you may want to cover your ears and turn-off all eletrical appliances. Lowest temperature is 79 - 40 degrees. Our 30-day RISK-FREE trial starts at $19.95 and includes shipping and handling. DISCLAIMER: INJURIES OR EXTREME CLOUD COVER NOT OUR FAULT. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS AND CAREFULLY FOLLOW THEM BEFORE USING CLOUD-IN-A-CAN PRODUCTS.
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Hebrews 4:12 (New Living Translation [NLT]) 12 For the word of God is alive and powerful. It is sharper than the sharpest two-edged sword, cutting between soul and spirit, between joint and marrow. It exposes our innermost thoughts and desires. He Came To Demonstrate I Am For You, Not Against You. Romans 8:31
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05-25-2008, 09:54 PM
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These are REAL testimonials given by our customers:
"Cloud-In-A-Can is one of the weirdest products I've ever bought." "I sprayed some in my car and when I got inside it was raining - and I mean REAL raindrops were falling from the ceiling and there was a 10 inch thick cloud cover sitting above my head!" "I reccomend using the thunderhead Cloud-In-A-Can product when no one is home. I thought it wouldn't be that loud but it was like I actually had a real thunderstorm in my home - there was REAL lightning coming out of the clouds! It got so cold, hail started falling out of them - it was crazy."
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Hebrews 4:12 (New Living Translation [NLT]) 12 For the word of God is alive and powerful. It is sharper than the sharpest two-edged sword, cutting between soul and spirit, between joint and marrow. It exposes our innermost thoughts and desires. He Came To Demonstrate I Am For You, Not Against You. Romans 8:31
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05-27-2008, 10:30 PM
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05-27-2008, 10:35 PM
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I used that stuff once to kill wasps in my barn.
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05-29-2008, 03:23 AM
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Hebrews 4:12 (New Living Translation [NLT]) 12 For the word of God is alive and powerful. It is sharper than the sharpest two-edged sword, cutting between soul and spirit, between joint and marrow. It exposes our innermost thoughts and desires. He Came To Demonstrate I Am For You, Not Against You. Romans 8:31
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05-29-2008, 01:20 PM
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One word of warning...do not ingest.
Rooster: Why would you even THINK about eating this stuff? Bana: What makes you think I tried it? I'm just saying, hypothetically, it could be bad for you. Donkey: Well, hypothetically, I thought it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life when the lightning started shooting out of your nose.
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05-29-2008, 03:50 PM
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Oh, they must not have put that on their cans, did they? Or was it in "fine print"
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Hebrews 4:12 (New Living Translation [NLT]) 12 For the word of God is alive and powerful. It is sharper than the sharpest two-edged sword, cutting between soul and spirit, between joint and marrow. It exposes our innermost thoughts and desires. He Came To Demonstrate I Am For You, Not Against You. Romans 8:31
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Cloud-In-A-Can - the revoluntionary house cooling system!
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