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Old 05-24-2008, 04:50 AM   #1
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Default I’m feeling a little old tonight.

I'm feeling a little old tonight.


This is where I parked my bike tonight when I went to my meeting at a Church in another town.
I better drink my prune juice now and get to bed.






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Old 05-24-2008, 05:10 AM   #2
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Thanks! LOL LOL I had a big laugh !

Just better not be on that bike afterwards

Today I saw a skinny winkle old man on a great bike all covered up on a beautiful day... sOmEtHiNg jUsT aInT rIgHt

I'm used to seeing big tough long haired flying in the wind tattoed guys on their Harleys...
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Leviticus 19:32

You shall rise up before the hoary head and honor the face of the old man and [reverently] fear your God. I am the Lord.



Hoary: grey: showing characteristics of age, especially having grey or white hair; "whose beard with age is hoar"

Reverence: regard with feelings of respect and reverence; consider hallowed or exalted or be in awe of; "Fear God as your father"; "We venerate genius"
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Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions.
Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy.

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It's old right old timer! God isn't finished with you yet!
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