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Old 05-28-2008, 04:35 PM   #31
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Must be a Franklin/Wake/Johnston county thing then, because up here just about eveybody says that.
Ive never heard anyone say that.
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Heh. We have a set of glasses that have "Red Lobster" on the sides.
yeah but they are glass, not cheep plastic. My grandmother has always used margerine tubs and sour cream containers as left over containers, cheeper than glad.
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:30 PM   #32
 
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Some more pics from the family archives

Houseboat or yacht?


refrigidator-


Bar-B-Que-


Limo-


high tech


skiing-


archery-
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:49 PM   #33
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Hey, thar Bo - I really like yer cutoff red plaid shirt... ain't them still on sale at Bubba's 5 and Dime down yonder in Thibodaux ?

My cousin Billy Bob done asked me ta find a new one fer him... 'cause last time he was possum huntin', one of them varmints done shredded his shirt after it come-to in the burlap bag he was done carryin' it in over his shoulder. Now that was a sight... Old Billy Bob wrestlin' around in the swamp with a possum what was slick and clean tearin' his shirt right off his back. I wuz laughin' so hard that I darned near dropped my 12 gauge in a 'gator nest in Bayou Sorrel.

Well, y'all have a good day, now...y'hear?
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Mansion for redneck

That's cute Granny ..... Oh well , I don't qualify as a red neck anyways..... just a crazy Cannuck

Oh And Larry .... I don't know where you find all those pics but they sure gave me a laugh.
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Hey, thar Bo - I really like yer cutoff red plaid shirt... ain't them still on sale at Bubba's 5 and Dime down yonder in Thibodaux ?

My cousin Billy Bob done asked me ta find a new one fer him... 'cause last time he was possum huntin', one of them varmints done shredded his shirt after it come-to in the burlap bag he was done carryin' it in over his shoulder. Now that was a sight... Old Billy Bob wrestlin' around in the swamp with a possum what was slick and clean tearin' his shirt right off his back. I wuz laughin' so hard that I darned near dropped my 12 gauge in a 'gator nest in Bayou Sorrel.

Well, y'all have a good day, now...y'hear?


He he ..... love the way you talk. Had me laughing.
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you might be a readneck if you have a working TV sitting on top of a TV that doesnt work (guilty as charged lol)
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:07 PM   #37
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Real Red neck huntin dawgs

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LOL I laugh so much I gone and fell off my chair...well you would too if your trying to balance yourself on a three legged chair....redneck must be catchy..huh
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I really liked some of the pics here - but...

what is a redneck in your quarters? Here with us it is an Englishman, called red neck because once they landed here it takes them the best part of an our to get one...

But with you guys, that didn't really fit with some of the comments...would somebody care to enlighten me?

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