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Old 05-22-2008, 01:55 AM   #21
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North Carolina is awesome! What a beautiful place!
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Old 05-22-2008, 06:23 AM   #22
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The Carolina's are very beautiful.
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Old 05-22-2008, 09:33 AM   #23
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You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You mean, it's not the last words?
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Hmmmm..... strange. I've lived in NC 69 years and never heard anyone greeted "Hey bo". Maybe Hi Ya'll. Hee hee hee

The "Bo" I used was short for our brother Boanerges.
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Old 05-24-2008, 12:24 AM   #25
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Hmmmm..... strange. I've lived in NC 69 years and never heard anyone greeted "Hey bo". Maybe Hi Ya'll. Hee hee hee

The "Bo" I used was short for our brother Boanerges.
Must be a Franklin/Wake/Johnston county thing then, because up here just about eveybody says that.
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You might be a Redneck if your matched set of soup bowls all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
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You might be a Redneck if your matched set of soup bowls all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
Heh. We have a set of glasses that have "Red Lobster" on the sides.
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I read those and was laughing out Loud! Thank you laughter is so therapeutic!
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You Might Be A Redneck IF...

Every picture of you includes a toothpick hanging out of the side of your mouth.

You tend to say "in'" instead of "ing" on words ending with i-n-g.

A specialty on holidays is your grandmother's famous "Squirrels Soup" - and yes it has real squirrels in it!

You're only experience with flying is driving 90 miles per hour over ditches while being chased by the police for DUI.

You kill rabbits and BBQ them over a fire one a stick.

You think you were abducted by kittens in a fish shaped UFO.

You only have one tooth.

The first thing your kids learn to say is "Y'all" and "Naw".

You think California is a whole other country by itself...connected to the U.S.
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Ta quote Jeff Foxworthy when he paid a visit ta our little town last year, "You might be a Redneck if you take your family to a Wal-Mart and your 2 year old son walks over to the automotive section wearing nothing but a diaper and has Coca Cola in his nursing bottle and points at a poster of Dale Earnhardt Junior - THAT youngster will grow up to be a NASCAR fan!"
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