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You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. The primary color of your car is "bondo." The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)
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05-21-2008, 09:06 PM
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05-21-2008, 09:11 PM
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05-21-2008, 09:56 PM
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sure signs you might be a red neck
  
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Top 10 Ways to know if you are using a Redneck's Computer...
10. The monitor is up on little blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have toebacky stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to four. 5. Every password is "Bubba." 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the side of the computer. 3. There's a Skoal can used for your beverage coaster. 2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage. AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is... 1. The mouse is referred to as the "critter."
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O.k. Bo....... Time to reve up the RV and take a trip - fully equipped redneck RV
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 P.S. No offense to home schoolers. I think it is great to home school.
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